Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me
baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps
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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
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Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?
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if you thought I should leave;
I wanted you to say “No”
yet after my mouth had opened,
all you said was “Go.””
stay out of my life… m.k.j. (via apikaliaa)
Trumps love of Norway
7 Things to Quit
1. Getting your self esteem from others.
2. Constantly attacking and putting yourself down.
3. Thinking that others are better than you.
4. Expecting things to not turn out well.
5. Living in the past.
6. Fearing the future.
7. Being afraid of change.
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I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
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parenting an angsty teen
leak the full track
Me from 2005-2009 like literally
leak the dad’s track instead
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- person: you're pretty cool!
- me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed




